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Inglesa faz coletânea com os sapatos mais feios que você já viu

9 de novembro de 2017 às 16:19

Por: Redação

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Quem nunca viu uma peça de roupa tão feia, mas tão feia, que se sentiu ofendido por tamanha barbaridade visual?

Foi a partir desses crimes contra a moda que Rebel Royale, uma inglesa apaixonada por sapatos, decidiu reunir em um único lugar todas as imagens de calçados bizarríssimos que vê por aí, criando uma espécie de “Coletânea de Sapatos Feios”.

Os modelos de sapatos são estranhíssimos e quase inimagináveis de serem pensados ou confeccionados.

No Instagram, Royale deu vida a Crimes Against Shoemanity (Crimes Contra a “Sapatumanidade”, em português) que logo na descrição do perfil deixa muito claro sua indignação quantos aos crimes fashion: “No sistema de justiça criminal, ofensas baseadas em sapatos são consideradas especialmente hediondas”.

Confira alguns dos modelos mais bizarros publicados por Rebel:

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Molar Mules™ takes you from grinding dinner to grinding on the dance floor… #teethshoes #mules #shoes #vetements #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #heelconcept

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 15, 2017 at 5:30am PST

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Yea or neigh? #sorrynotsorry Thanks to everyone for bringing this @thriftstoreart beauty to my attention. • • • #horsingaround #bojackhorseman #horseshoe #yeaornay #yeaorneigh #heels #hoof #hoofshoes #thingsshapedlikeshoes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 9, 2017 at 1:55am PST

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Happy Halloween everybody! May your costumes be on point and bags of candy bountiful! • • • #happyhalloween #halloween #toes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #horror #gore #blood #severedfoot

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 31, 2017 at 8:22am PDT

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quick ciggie break • • • @hannahrosetindle #maisonmargiela #margiela #ciggiebreak #smoko #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 23, 2017 at 4:36am PDT

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keeping it glam for my sunday morning run • • • #fitspo #fitnessgoals #fitspiration #glamour #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 22, 2017 at 3:48am PDT

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Pure elegance @partylikeitsthe2000s • • • #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #stripperheels #fentybeauty

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 12, 2017 at 6:21am PDT

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This is not a crime. This is art. @gabbois is a genius. • • • #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity #heelconcept #barbie #barbiestyle #barbiegirlinabarbieworld

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 11, 2017 at 12:14pm PDT

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Firstly no. And also didn't #christopherkane do crocs like recently? I'm so bored of #vetements and how #balenciaga keeps basically ripping everyone else off. • • • #balenciaga #crocs #boring #tryharder #criminalactivity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Oct 5, 2017 at 9:56am PDT

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You know what they say about girls with long shoes… Long toes? #idunno #longshoes #mules #mulesofinstagram #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 17, 2017 at 11:22am PDT

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You know what they say about guys with long shoes… #steakshoes #longboy #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 17, 2017 at 11:18am PDT

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Pedi on point. #pedionfleek #bespokeshoes #toes #mules #mulesofinstagram #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 15, 2017 at 9:51am PDT

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One day I hope to be as glamorous as the bored housewife these were designed for. #minions #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 14, 2017 at 12:34pm PDT

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Never lose the remote again. #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #hackerman #remotecontrol

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 14, 2017 at 12:10pm PDT

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The essentials #votelabour #fuckthetories #savethenhs #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 8, 2017 at 8:01am PDT

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Register to vote UK pals or be cursed to wear these shoes forever #registertovote #savethenhs #cursedimage #cursedshoes #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 22, 2017 at 8:04am PDT

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Welcome to the Matrix. #redpillbluepill #plugin #download #swiperight #beachbody #sandbetweenmytoes #matrix #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 17, 2017 at 3:03am PDT

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Ready to dance on the graves on my enemies #knifeshoes #stilettos #kittenheels #mood #marble #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 16, 2017 at 1:53pm PDT

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I have no words #fashion #artpop #toeshoes #nightmares #sleepparalysis #grapefruit #purple #nurple #platforms #flatforms #spicegirls #spicegorls

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 3, 2017 at 12:24pm PDT

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I've got a slight advantage on all these shallow puddles #aprilshowers #kittenheels #wellingtonboots #gumboots #whateveramericanscallthisshit #robertocavalli #versace #gucci #glastonbury2017 #cochella2017 #floral #fashion #spring #ss2017

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 5, 2017 at 2:30pm PDT

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Swamp slides #poolslides #swampslides #lateralligator #gator #gatorshoes #pepsi #bespoke #crafts #leather #florida #floridaman #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Apr 8, 2017 at 2:54am PDT

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This makes sense because I once saw #christopherkane and #garethpugh so fucking wrecked backstage at a drag show (also Bryan Adams was there but that's a different story). #truestory #chux #wipes #shoes #sponge #spongeshoes #spongebob #dragshow #horrorshow

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 22, 2017 at 1:47pm PST

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If climate change is real then explain these? #meltingicecaps #climatechange #alternativefacts #highfashion #couture #bespoke #glamour #heelconcept #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:43am PST

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The embodiment of "smart casual". • • • #nikexbotter #nike #smartcasual #fridayfeeling #afterworkdrinks #corporatehustle #hustle #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 3, 2017 at 4:32am PDT

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First Saturday night out in #Trumpland #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #trump2016

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 12, 2016 at 6:12pm PST

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For when you have to be at a white power meeting for 2 but your 13 yr olds wedding for 6. #uselection2016 #whitetrash

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Nov 9, 2016 at 8:45am PST

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We consider these crimes especially heinous #pleasestop #hoodbyair #backwardsman #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Sep 11, 2016 at 2:54pm PDT

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For the high powered executive #executiverealness #nike #nikeshoes #comfyshoes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Sep 10, 2016 at 6:26am PDT

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The victim was found with Achilles' tendons cut with a blunt, so far unidentified, object and a trail of blood lead from the crossfit studio down to gluten free cafe. #crossfit #glutenfree #cleaneating #fitness #shoecrimes #crimesagainstshoemanity

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jul 26, 2016 at 5:15am PDT

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Fresh summer aesthetic #trap #summeraesthetic #kittenheel #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Aug 24, 2016 at 12:28pm PDT

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Camo print Croc boot for the fierce independent no-taste piece of shit you are. #croc #fierce #independentwoman #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #camouflage #hunting #fishing #boring

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jul 5, 2016 at 2:39am PDT

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Limited edition #addidas #loafers. These are definitely legit. #legit #steakshoes #addidasoriginals #addidassupercolour #sportslux #healthgoth @jonny__seven #class #swag

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Jun 6, 2016 at 10:25am PDT

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#withmyjson #jayson #jordans #stunning #airmax #glamour #pumps #miley #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 24, 2016 at 8:26am PDT

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ready for the weekend! #theweeknd #jeanshoes #jeanshorts #edhardy #diamonte

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 20, 2016 at 11:53am PDT

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just when you thought things couldn't get worse #this #apparently #exists #helpme #heeledflipflops #toespread #nope #yogapants

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on May 10, 2016 at 10:29am PDT

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For moms on the move #momsonthemove #momsontherun #mombod #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #motherhoodrising #motherhoodrocks #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 17, 2016 at 6:13am PDT

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when you have to be at the Alkaline Trio gig for 8, but work at the club for 11 #alkalinetrio #scenegirl #stripperlife #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 14, 2016 at 1:32pm PDT

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strutting into the club like #fridaygotme #fuckmykneesanyway #andmytoes #streetwear #erotica #bedtimestories #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 4, 2016 at 1:25am PST

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For when you want to go right up to triple denim but keep those smart casual vibes #crimesagainstshoemanity #shoecrimes #doubledenim #tripledenim #pockets

A post shared by ?????? ??????? ?????????? (@crimesagainstshoemanity) on Mar 3, 2016 at 3:05am PST

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